Dear Pickles dipped in cream,
I understand that, that is in no way a real name. But until I can come up with something better I am calling you Pickles dipped in cream. At least no one can accuse you of being boring.
As you can probably already tell I have never written a journal or diary before, but since that sounds cliché. I, being the genius I am, have decided that instead I will call you my life log.
A complete, nothing left out, explanation of my life. It includes, thoughts feelings and worries and if you call right now you can get it for $49.99. Not including shipping and packaging.
HA, always read the fine print.
So I am guessing that you, Pickles Dipped In Cream wish to know a bit about little ol' me.
Soooooo... my name is Corrie Cornwell, currently 16, my friend' calls me chip (like the chip packet C.Cs). And as you can tell I have the whole package. Stunning, brains, and I could charm the pants off anybody (this last statement might or might not be true).
I was watching a movie about the future and stuff, I was thinking – as you do – about how cool it would be if in a hundred years from now someone found my life log. My words would become immortal – and like Voldemort I will rise from the pages MWAHAHAHA – sorry got a bit world domineering there. Anyhow... to sum it up I think it would be amazing if people actually cared enough about me to print of these words for the world to see.
Well world here I come.
Till next time,
Chip.
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I am going to attempt to write a new story. (yay me) As of now I am unsure of how it will turn out, i'm sorta maybe writing what ever comes into my head sooooooo...
Hope this all goes well.
I bid you adieu,
Kittens_unite
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The Life Log of Corrie Cornwell
HumorDear Future readers, My name is Corrie Cornwell, commonly referred to as Chip. I don't know how you got your grubby little hands on this but this is my life log some may call this a diary, but those people are boring and obviously can't recognise ta...
