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Really, what if the Marauders come up with a million and one scenarios in case anybody snags the Marauder's Map.

"What if Snape becomes a professor and gets ahold of it?"

"What if a pair of red-headed twins give it to my son?"

"What if Dumbledore grabs it while wearing a tutu?"

"What if Voldemort finds it on the third Wednesday of a month during a thunderstorm and its a leap year?"

"What if--"

"FOR THE LOVE OF GOS JAMES, WE'VE BEEN UP AT IT FOR DAYS SO GIVE IT A REST!"

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