Pinkamena's POV
Yep, I'm back. Did you know I live with the most annoying bitches ever? Jeff the Killer, Ticci Toby... (A/N: I DON'T ACTUALLY HATE JEFF OR TOBY, ESPECIALLY TOBY, TOBY IS MY SMOL BEAN.) For an example, yesterday, Jeff fucking ruined my cupcakes! Last week, Toby stole my collection of cutiemarks! Lets see what they do today...
¤Later¤
Narrator's POV
Jeff decided to be an extra bitch to Pinkamena today.
"Heyy Meeenaaa! Want your apron baaaack?!!?" Jeff teased the pink haired murderer by hiding her apron.
"Where the hell is it you bitch?!?" Pinkamena yelled at Jeff, looking for her multi-colored apron.
"Nice job!" Toby said, and high-fived Jeff.
Pinkamena death glared at Toby. "LISTEN UP WAFFLE BOY AND WHITE ASS POTATO, IF YOU DON'T GIVE ME BACK MY APRON, I'LL KILL BOTH OF YOU."
"Ha, riiight. I dunno 'bout Toby, but I'm too OP for you," Jeff said.
Pinkamena growled and grabbed Jeff by his shirt. "Give. It. Back."
"Jeez, okay.." Jeff mumbled and shoved her away and threw her apron at her.
"Yesss! Hardcore pranks are coming, boys." Pinkamena said and walked away fabulously with her apron.
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Heyo guys! New book :P I decided to make this book cause at the moment... I'm really obsessed with MLP and MLP creepypastas, so I decided to create this monstrosity of a book XD Anyways, I hope you guys enjoy the book! :3
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Pinkamena
FanficThis story might contain cuss words and other stuff like that. READ IF YOUR OKAY WITH YOUR CHILDHOOD BEING RUINED Cover does NOT belong to me
