The Many Adventures of Omegle

The Battle Of The Moose! >:D

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hello

You: HELLo!

You: :D

Stranger: hello

You: Do you happen to like pie?

Stranger: why indeed i do :3

You: hmm...quite fasunating...what about....shoelces? O_o

You: *shoelaces

Stranger: no i find them quite bothersome

You: b-b-but WITHOUT SHOELACES, THE GENIES WONT KNOW HOW TO CONTACT THE MERMAIDS!!

You: WE WOULD BE HOPELESS

You: HHHHHHOOOOOPPPPPEEEELLLLEEEESSSSS

You: UNLESS

You: peter pan

You: decides

You: to

You: fly

You: his

You: ass

You: back

You: to

You: Florida

You: well then that would be another story....

You: but

You: WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR STORIES

You: WE NEED SHOWLACES

You: *shoe -_-

You: fuck you misspelled grammer D:<

You: and yet

Stranger: its otay

You: I spelled gramer wrong

You: RRRRAAAAAAGGGGEEE

You: WOLOLOLOLOLO

You: PIE

You: APRICOT

You: BALONEY

You: SHERLOCK'S BUTTCHEEKS

You: NOMNOMNOM

You: A ROOM

You: WITH A

You: MOOSE

You: MOOSES

You: MOOSI

You: HERD O' MOOSE!!

You: moose are quite yummy if you season them with basil.....

You: OH YES!!!

Stranger: the plural for moose is meese my dear boy

You: Oh!? I do believe it's moosi >:D

You: dear.....hemale