BAHAH Well here we go BITCHES! >:D
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi! asl?
You: Hello! HAHAHAH
You: Do you like ponies I liek ponies
You: they are FUCKING delicious
You: like a boss that's also a big fat BITCH
You: BAHAHHAHAHA
You: OH YES
You: Well anyways..I'm female....just like that dog you RAPED last night BITCH! BAHAHA SEE WHAT I DID THERE!? ;D
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: Hi! L:D
Stranger: f
You: I LOVE YOU
You: HAHA
You: I
Stranger: 12
You: AM
Stranger: usa
You: KING KONS VAGINA
You: BAHAHAHAHHA
You: JK
You: MAYBE
You: BAHAHAH
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello
Stranger: Hi
You: I liek cheese
You: do you liek cheese?
Stranger: OMG me too!!!!
You: cheese is VERY GOOD
Stranger: and yes
You: VERY
You: BITCH
Stranger: it is
You: yes yes it is
You: FUCK
You: urh sorry
You: :3
You: WHORE
You: ASS
Stranger: haha
You: BITCH
You: GEAHSJ
You: NAZI
You: BAHAHAHAH
Stranger: tourettes?
You: yeah a litle
You: BAHAHA
You: I LIKE
Stranger: i noticed
You: WEENERS
You: HOT DOGS
You: TROLOLOLO
You: well anyways asl?
You: BITCH
Stranger: also a bad case of "i cant spell worth shit"itis
You: YOUR FUCKING MOM
You: RHESJGSD
You: ASSHOLE
You: BUTTMUNCHIE
You: I HATE CORN
You: IT'S SO GREASY
Stranger: How the hell do you type so fast?
You: LIKE A TUNA FISH ON CRACK
You: URRRRRRHHHHHH
You: TROLOLOLOLO
You: I must confess something
You: ASSHOLE
Stranger: Okay?
You: I
Stranger: ?
You: don't even have tourettes >:D
You: BITCH PANSY
You: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
(Bhaha of people who go on Omegle to actually make friends.....I'm sorry xD)
AAAANNNNNDDDDDD.....ONE MORE! >:D
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello! :D
Stranger: heyy (:
You: ASS ASS WE ALL LIKE ASS
You: how are you?
Stranger: 21/f
You: GHWADH LARGE OVERGROWN TULIPS EATING CHEWBACCA
You: I'm good thanks :)
Stranger: are u horny?
You: UGLY UNICORN POOP
You: no
You: I HATE GIRAFFES
You: JBWREFJRUKE
You: BITCHES ALL OF EM
You: D:<
You: so where you from?
Stranger: go hzere its ..uhm my link
You: HYAWJD WEIRDO SHOPPING CARTS WITH AIDS
Stranger: http://xe.lv/6e839
You: AAAAIIIIIIIDDDDDDSSSSS
You: SO MUCH AIDS
You: WOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
(Nasty Nasty Girl -_- I'll never go to that link....NEVER! D:<)
( A/N: BAHAHA HOLY CHAPLES SET ON FIRE BUT THEN PUT OUT SO THE PEOPLE WOULD BE OKAY! THIS IS FIANLLY RATED R!! WOLOLO!! SCORE! XD Oh and.THE TOURETTS GUT IS HILARIOUS! :'D BAHAHA I'm not really susposed to be laughing at that kinda stuff but AGHFgs FUCK THA POLICE IT'S GREAT! XD )
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The Many Adventures of Omegle
De TodoThis is what happens when an under aged girl decides to go on Omegle....