Step One: Bring up the SHITS of The Summer
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: FLYING ANTS
You: I HATE THEM
You: I HATE THEM SO MUCH
You: THEY CAN DROWN IN THE FLEAS OF MORDOOR
You: JSGDK
You: oh well anyways......
You: Hello! :D
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Step Two: One does not simply BRING UP BEIBER in a conversation
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi hi hi
You: BEIBER! JUSTIN BEIBER!
Stranger: wht
Stranger: i love justin
You: HE LIEK YEW!!
You: UH UH
You: HE LIKE YOU GOOD GURL
You: VERY GOOD
You: CREEPY GOOD
Stranger: thank..friki
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
( PFFT! I know this shold have been in the beiber battle but...he's a sparkling na na na and your face is stupid! )
Step 3: Pissing off Horney Fuckwads
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 8 inch dick here im 16 usa male with skype
You: Hello
Stranger: m f
You: Do you like hamsters?
Stranger: yea y'
You: mf=MALL FOY >:D
You: OMNOMNOM
Stranger: ok
You: I'm a chick
Stranger: and
You: chickita
You: chick lala
Stranger: hi
You: guuuuuuurl
Stranger: age
You: why would I give my age out on Omegle?
You: THATS OBSURD
You: i'm 14
Stranger: haha u punny
You: thanks ssssssSEXY *'wink*
Stranger: unhonry
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The Many Adventures of Omegle
De TodoThis is what happens when an under aged girl decides to go on Omegle....