A/N: BAHAHA HELLO MY SPECIMAN OF POPCICLES AND TORTILLA'S :D Schools out..fuck yeah....so I have decided to update this shit. HUMNUHAH! HUMANUH! *growls and splutters grape juice all over the floor* ^_^ Okay yeah.....ENJOY! XD
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: HI! :d
Stranger: m wanting a f for sex chat
You: Oh really? ;D
You: well your in luck.........
You: Barney LOVES to sex chat people :D
HIT HIM UP BROSEPH
Stranger: :D
You: :D
You: I bet your babies would be a nice shade of pink
You: not the crappy puse pink
You: but a nice SOLID "I'm a rapist" pink
You: just like my mom's fanny pack
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: HI! :D
Stranger: Hi.
Stranger: sigh
You: how art thou goos she?
Stranger: eh
You: WOLOLOLOLOLOLO
You: GODZILLA WILL STEAL YOUR UNDERGARMENTS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT
Stranger: that sucks.
You: HE'S STARTING A COLLECTION
You: OF BASEBALL TROPHIES
Stranger: is your name wyatt
You: "Hhehe your panties will make a lovely addition to the pile!" >:)
You: *slurp slurp*
Stranger: if it is i know you
You: I WISH my name was Wyatt
You: IS SHE PREGNANT? :D
Stranger: who
You: Wyatt
Stranger: no
You: LIES!!
You: I KNOW he's pregger's
You: I can see it in her eyes
Stranger: stop using caps
Stranger: prease
You: B-But the caps loves you.....IT LOVES YOU SSSSOOOO MUCH!!!
You: okay
Stranger: wtf
Stranger: asl?
You: I'll stop capsing it up just because you said batman
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The Many Adventures of Omegle
DiversosThis is what happens when an under aged girl decides to go on Omegle....