"So, you absolutely suck at life, and now, you have to ask an animal for help. You sad lonely human."
"Either way, I am here to help you out of your MISERY-
help you... help... you... aha... ^-^'"
"Bullsh!!!!!!t"
"SHUTUPNEONI'MTRYINGTO MAKEAF***INGCHAPTERHERE!"
"... Snow ur a f**in fgt lol."
"I'm gonna kill myself in a minute..."
"Lesson one~"
"Do everything I do (if you WANT to die)"
"Numero dos~"
"Neon is a b**ch, dont buddy him."
"HEY"
(Blatantly misses out on number 3)
"Finally. I'm actually a lizard."
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"Kys"
Please end my life.
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Aphmau's Job, A Job To Remember
RandomAphmau worked at Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria keeping it a secret to her friends, once fainted because of a narwhal ;3 , and almost dies everyday... She keeps it a secret for a reason... a good reason...
