September 19th - Lily

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September 19th, 2011.

Dear Taco,

I’ll kick your ass! I can stalk you to every show of the Crooked Young tour and make you go insane. You just watch. You don’t know what I’m capable of doing. >:)

Your jokes are the kinkiest, and you even admit it when you write/say them! Also, you see what I mean? Fuenciado is real and the ‘ciado’ part of it is totally oblivious to the fact. You’re so out of the loop, Hime-Time!

Ugh. I don’t like present gifting, because then I feel inclined to get the other person something. I just feel bad that people are wasting their money on me. I’m not that important, anyway…

I bet that Mike’s room as messier than a garbage dump. The sad thing is that I can picture what his room looks like, what it smells like… Gross. Who knows what goes on in there? How does that bitch get girls?

BECAUSE I SAID SO!

Sending my love, your semi-not-caring creature that flies in the sky,

Bluebird.

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