Boku No Hero Academia One Shots

Why Those Pick Up Lines...? BNHA x Reader

(Warning. Odd Humor 😂)

It was a normal day, in a day in U.A, well you thought it was normal until you heard some words you didn't expect to hear that one day. Well, not really words... more like Pick Up Lines....
It's not like they are irritating, but it's not like they were the best either. The worst part is that you heard those "pick up lines" from your friends who also went to U.A with you. You put your hands in your pockets and your (H/C) Colored
(H/L) (Curly/Wavy/Straight) Hair sway to the side, as you knew what's coming next. You just straight away made a list of all the pick up lines they said.

"Just like my damn quirk, YOU BLOW MY MIND!" -Bakugou Katsuki.

You remembered he almost killed your eardrums. How Lucky?

"Just like my quirk, I know this may be shocking, but I feel a great CONNECTION between us. It gives me a positive charge!" -Kiminari Denki.

"And By The Way, kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?"
-Kiminari Denki

That wasn't as bad as you though, but just thinking about it again makes you feel like he tried too hard to put that cheesey pick up line together. Instead of a kiss, let's just say you gave him a more harmful smack instead.

"I may be hot and cold, but whenever I'm around you, I feel warm in the inside. Like butterflies. Your beauty devoured my soul.... while you as a mischievous thief, stole my heart once more." Todoroki Shoto
"Because guess what I'm wearing? The illuminating smile you give me everyday, to always light up my world. Your my only desire and my feelings explode out of me as if they were fireworks, bursting with scenic colors that are beautiful and perfect, but not as beautiful and perfect as you."

. . . . . That was unexpected? . . AND HE SMILED! Like An Angel!

"I exquisitely love homework. That's why I will treat you like my homework, I do it quick and finish it fast and-"
-Rest In Potatoes Iida Tenya.

You hid your face in a scarf you wore at the moment as you used your strongest strength ability to push Iida into a mud puddle.

"I-It's because of you, I know I can succeed in my dreams if I believe, and use all the strength I've been training for, and by the way can I follow you around? my mother says that If I follow my dreams, I can get what I want...."

Even the innocent cinnamon roll. . . What has the world become? You sighed almost running out of room for continuing your list.

"Besides my quirk, I have other reasons I harden like my quirk. *winks* If I went to Starbucks, it wouldn't be too hard for me to espresso my feelings for you."
-Kirishima Eijirou

You don't know whether to laugh or cringe, what could be better than to hear these things from people you are close with?

"My love for you is like diarrhea, I can't hold it in." -Minoru Mineta

You almost flipped a table, that was just too much to handle. You cannot decide whether you appreciate these lines or they just want to make your evening lunch come back out.

So you chose your favorite, and your favorite is obviously . . . . .

(A/N: You decide which you like best 😂 sorry for the odd humor. I had a strange urge to write this and share it. I hope you like it? And if so, have a good day!)