These are one shots of Boku no hero academia! Or (My hero academia) fun little stories, I make, you can request things and I will do my best to fulfill your requests, thank you for reading! If you enjoy this franchise as much as I do, please do read...
Warning: Contains swearing and odd humor! 😂 AND NOT FOR INNOCENT MINDS =_= -------------------------------------------------- "Katsuki! You sure you'll be fine home alone!! We will back tomorrow!!!" Katsuki's mother and father are planning to go to a business trip for one day out of their home, that leaves Katsuki Bakugou all alone at his house for one day. Will he handle it?
"I WILL BE DAMN FINE MOM! NOW FUCKING LEAVE BEFORE I MAKE YOU!!"
"THAT'S MY SON!!"
"....so loud." Katsuki's father commented, his facial expression not changing, while he walked out the door and into the car, his mom following, he heard the door shut, and the car pulling out of the driveway.
Fuck Yeah! THIS IS FREEDOM!
Katsuki plugged the speaker in, and started playing the air guitar flipping his wild hair everywhere, not caring whether the neighbors hear or not.
He also got on his bed and grabbed a paper towel cardboard thingy and looked through it was though he was a pirate.
"RRRRRG!! SET SAIL FOR DIMWIT ISLAND! WHERE THE RETARDS LEARN TO GET A LIFE!"
He has spotted a color of brown on his window, which distracted him from playing his air guitar segment he had Dailey at 5:23 PM after school. Katsuki walked over to the window and looked to see who that was ...
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Someone wearing a horse head? ....He figured it was one of his NEIGHbors or something. He shut the curtains and continued his air guitar solo for another 15 minutes with nothing no longer disturbing him.
Bakugou had a few hours left before the day was over. What to do now?.... Suddenly a weird, but entertaining idea erupted in his brain. He rushed to his mother's closet to find undergarments he could wear. It was difficult for him to Figure out how to put them on, he questioned aloud.
"I CAN'T FIT THROUGH THE HOLE! ITS TOO TIGHT!"
He groaned in annoyance and frustration. A few moments later, he somehow correctly put the clothes on correctly and looked in the mirror. He was currently wearing a school girl top and skirt. Then, instead of dinner he always wanted to try this when he was the kid, but never had the chance to. This is the moment! He walked over to the clean kitchen, and he stuffed his face full with whipped cream... spilling some and spraying some everywhere!! He doesn't care though. He walked back to his room and used his mother's brahhhhh as a slingshot.
"FUCK! This is awesome! I'm living the dream!!"
Little does he know, a timid green haired boy was watching through the eyehole of the door and knocked a little. His innocent voice rang out, reaching Katsuki's ears and the whole room went silent for a moment.
"H-Hello Kacchan?... I just came to return your textbook to you that I borrowed...."
He sounded like he was shaking, . . Katsuki opened the door to find a trembling Deku, and Deku looked back at him, wearing the school girl uniform and skirt, slightly covered in whipped cream. Katsuki forgot to change and clean the mess up. That's just sad sad Karma. The room was more silent. The only words that echoed into his mind was....
"Oh Fuck."
Kiminari Denki's voice broke the silence. "Hey Bakugou! Can I join you next time?"
Meanwhile: .....
"How do you think our little Katsuki is doing at home?.."
"Our fucking innocent angel?.. he's doing just fine. He's a big boy now."
(Author's Note: I hope you enjoyed this random idea!!! And oneshot! I apologize for the slow updates, but I hope you didn't cringe too much haha. 😂 Also, have a great day! 👍)
