Sassy Izuku?!

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(Warning: Odd Humor, and Slight Cursing.)

       It was a casual day in U.A, except the fact that Izuku looked like a wreck once he got to school, and everyone noticed that. His body was paper pale, his fingers looked more bony, and it looked like he suffered from severe cramps by the look of his actions. His words have become more saltier, than everyone has checked and that was completely insane. That wasn't his personality at all! Examine the one evening he talked to Todoroki:

"Midoriya. What's wrong with you?"

His response was as salty as the Dead Sea. It stung Todoroki, and shocked him off guard.

"I don't know. What's the matter with you? No wonder your mom separated from you. I bet she would have sold you off to people for the price of one packet of pop rocks"

And just like that he walked off. Todoroki looked at him walk away with a confused expression.

"What....just...... happened?"

The Other Day As Well, This Time Worse With Bakugou.

"WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU DEKU?! USELESS BRAT!"

"Why do people keep asking that? And you wish that YOU could be number one? Hah. That's the funniest joke I've heard my entire life. You try to reach out and surpass All Might? Yeah. That can happen... In your dreams at least. With that anger of yours the only job you can accomplish is working at McDonald's. That seems to fit you, you can flip burgers there. And get mad at your costumers all you want. I don't care." 

He did a sassy snap and walked out of there. Katsuki's eye twitched. As he growled out Deku's name and clenched his fist.

"WHAT THE FUCK?!? ARE YOU FROM THE MOVIE MEAN GIRLS OR SOMETHING?!"

For the past few weeks, Izuku has been acting more salty, and his condition has gotten worse. People observed him, and were still confused. What's gotten into him? Is this all a sick joke? Nobody knows, the farthest they knew is that he walked a little lop sided than usual.

Tenya Iida tried to help him, but that only did little.

"Midoriya, do you need of my assistance?"

"No, but do you know someone else who needs help?"

"Who?"

"You, your face looks more sadder than the death of Eren's mom on the first episode of Attack On Titan."

.......REKT.

Mineta tried as well.

"Midoriya would it help if we go to the beach? We can see girl's boo-I mean Biki- I mean our friends there!"

"No. Find yourself a girlfriend to hang out with. No wonder your lonely, the only girl who would love you is your mother."

Lastly, Even Denki Tried.

"Midoriya, would it help you if we get you a girlfriend?"

"No. Find yourself a women. No. Better yet, find yourself a boyfriend, at least you have a better chance of getting someone to love you beside your grandma. Which, she died, and ended up in a better place you'll ever be in.

You think your girlfriend is the worst? Imagine how your mother would have felt when she waited for a son like you to be born. That's just depressing."

They gave up. Izuku is just too impossible to crack.

The Next Week, he came back fully conditioned, smiling and taking notes on heroes like he usually did.. everyone was confused and explained to him what he did and said, and Izuku apologized for it. What he said for his reason why he was acting like that, was so shocking. BUT SOMEWHAT BELIEVABLE. He flashed his innocent smile, and said aloud to everyone....

"I apologize for my rude behavior. But..........

I was on my period."

No questions were asked any further. They were just frightened about next month. Izuku just had his man period.

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Author's Note: Sorry For The Odd Humor 😂 I hoped you enjoyed this one shot! Also, have a nice day! ✌️

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