"Just back away, slowly".
"Please Im not gonna puss out like you guys nope".
"S Shes Crazy"! Naruto Exclaims.
"MU HA HA" The gang sweatdrops.
"What the hell is your problem"? She runs towards naruto and chokes him whispering in his ear"TELL ME THAT ONE MORE TIME AND ILL CHOP OFF YOUR RETIGILES. DONT ASK WAT IT MEANS JUST GO WITH IT. She says with fire in her eyes.
She smirks. "Hmph she has issues" Naruto says crossinv his arms between his chest and in between coughs.
She rolls hsr eyes and jumps down the ditch. "Shes Crazy Kakashi Sensei"! A certain pink haired kunoichi rambles.
"Um.. I think im stuck".
"WHAT"?!! Suddenly a boy with A green spandex, pixie hat, elf ears and a pixie hollow fairy named tinkerbell flies in and pulls her out.
"Okay I feel totally stoned and pissed at the same time."
"Who W What are you?!" Naruto yells at the mysterious boy.
"Hi my name is Peter Pan"
"Hey Sasuke I think ive found you a second husband"
"Who's the first"? He says sarcastically.
"Naruto DUHH" Dariko says with pixilated eyes. He Shivers.
"Tink, Why dont you give them a warm welcome" He winks at her she winks back. Suddenly she spreads pixie dust all over them. We all sneezed.
"WTF DO WE LOOK LIKE DUST BUNNIES"!?
Peter"You guys look more like Captain hooks earwax" -.- I facepalmed.
"Wow That made so much sense peter good job"! Dariko says fake smiling.
Peter"Thank You"
She twitches.
Sasugay"Weve wasted enough time lets head back "!
"To where captain obvious"! Naruto shouts.
They start bickering with eachother when I noticed Peter and Sakura "talking".
Peter"All you need to do is think happy thoughts."
Then the lost boys came out of nowhere.
"Hi im cubby, The Twins, Skunk nigga, the boy in the fox suit."
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PETER TIMES Naruto
Mystery / Thriller7 years ago, Dariko is bullied at school by almost the entire school body. Everywhere she went they would torture her with names, abuse and sexual contact. But as she meets naruto uzumaki she finds hope.
