"WHY ME"?
"Wy wat" I got up and went back to narrorating darikos story.
Peter"Well do any of you know wHERE captain hook is"?
Dariko shakes her head not in response but at his increased stupidity. "YOU DO REALIZE YOUR NOT IN NEVERLAND"?!
Peter just blinks rubbing his eyes. He starts having a hissy fit. She rolled her eyes- "OOOH OOOO I HAVE A QUESTION OOO "Dariko then "- Ooo OOOO "WHAT"?!! STOP INTERUPTING ME NARUTO!!!!
"Do You ..we have to sit here and listen to this whole story its boring!!"
"He has a point"
"THANKS GUYS I REALLY ADMIRE YOUR FEEDBACK"!! I tell them with a straightface with a evil smirk.
"DARIKO THEN WALKS AWAY FROM THE CROWD-.-
"So yeah I like all types of ramen, such as pork, beef- " They all turned back around snd flinched as I had fire raging out of my eyes.
Naruto" Agh..Sorry" he staggers back.
"KK SINCE YOU GUYS LOVE INTERUPTING MUAH ILL JUST HAVE TOO CALL ROCKLEE AND GUYSENSEI TO MAKE YOU DO 800 LAPS AROUND THE WHOLE LEAF PERIMETER." Hehe
THEY ALL SWEATDROP. "WTF DID I SAY ABOUT THAT"?! Sasuke and his "gf" glared, naruto scared as always.
"I give up".
"She then walked away from the crowd unhappily as ever."
"Stupid ass fags/leaf village ninja" She pouted when suddenly a scratch mark landed on her cheek.
Then more needles came shooting at her all sticking to her as some punctured her skin and fell to the ground.
"Ughn... Wtf"
"Hehe look boys, we caught one"
"You.. have..nt caught shit" "Expansion Justu:Great Boulder". She transformed into a rock with spikes crawling out then charged at the random group. She kept doing this as they were animatedly on the ground like paper.
"DARIKO" naruto calls out. "Great job destroying the bandits" he shouted.
"OOOO , Why are you um -agh "
"Stop messing up the story naruto"! "Do u want your body to be turned to jello by Guy Sensei"! Sakura shouts anger mark forming.
He rubs his head"Continue" pleads the boy.
"Cough Okay now where was I"? "Peter just floats around as the gang walks tiredsomely". "My feet hurts... how long is it until we get to the castle"? Complained Sakura.
"Great now were lost thanks to you two genuises.. or three"!
"Hey.. I have a suggestion". "-.-" We all made this face.
"Peter... Stop trying to act smart because these two already proved that". "WHAT THAT'S SUPPOSED TO MEAN"?! naruto and sasuke yell in unison. I rolled my eyes.
"Look all I have to do is fly up past the trees and give you the directions so we can get out of here". Tinkerbell nods.
"Is it that big tower looking thing with the redish roof"?
"I nod".
"Okay Onward to the tower" They grunt behind me. I just scowl.
"MY FEET HURT TOO MUCH TOO CONTINUE AND WHY DOES HE GET TO FLYYYY"!!!?
"SHUTUP"! Me and Sakura yelled at him.
"Great lets just all create loud noises in sure the enemy ninja love hearing people in a deserted forest"! <<
"Ahh someone has jokes" She says to sasuke just as sarcastic.
HE GLARES.
"OMG"-.-
"People" peter contradicts. -.- She facepalms at his insecurity.
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PETER TIMES Naruto
Mystery / Thriller7 years ago, Dariko is bullied at school by almost the entire school body. Everywhere she went they would torture her with names, abuse and sexual contact. But as she meets naruto uzumaki she finds hope.
