The Dolan Twins Imagines ~ *WARNING - OFFENSIVE*

etan is missing yer mcnuggies

U get in yer patty-wagon an Etan does too. Den u go to watch Peppa Pig da moovie.
"Etan I luv u," u say.
"Well I don't luv u," Etan says dis.
"Wutever," u say dat.

Da moovie finish an u go to da McDonalds next to it. Rolf Saggytitties was dere. He was singin his song sweatshorts.
All deese fetus gurls were askin Rolf to hav dere babies.
"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee yer moobs r bigger den yer dick," u say dis.
"Lmaoooooo," Etans ass fell off an den was ran over by Rolfs moobs.
"Ye ran me ass over," Etan says dis.
"Oops," Rolf says dat an den flew to Uranus.

"Get me sum mcnuggies" u say to Etan bc he was getin dem foods.
"Broke ass bish get em yerself," Etan yells.
"Imma just get me sum Pepsi," u say dat an order dat large Pepsi for abar £10000000090000000.99 cuz u have dat muney.
"Gimme," Etan says dis.
U shak yer head an eat his 100 layer burger.
"R tha was horrible ye no," Etan says in a cry voice. Den he takes yer Pepsi an chucks it at Uranus.
"AH," u her faintly from da ski. It was Rolf. Den u die bc his moobs killed ur mcnuggies.

"Lol," Etan say dat an den dives into da pile of bodees.

A/N
Listening to P!ATD an saw a meme called 'are you missing my mcnuggies' so I thought of this! Again open to suggestions and _Fluffy_Pancakes_ I WILL NOT DO SAW OR GAME OF THRONES OKAY
Have a nice day ✌🏻✌🏻
Rolf Saggytitties - Jacob Satorious