The Dolan Twins Imagines ~ *WARNING - OFFENSIVE*

U an gray prank etan

U go 2 da Asda an see Etan flirtin wit a gurl. U an gray luk at eechother an wigle yer eyebrows.
"Let us prank etan!" U say dis an den do cartwheels down da ile.
"I lik yer fac," etan say to dis scally.
"Tyyyssssmmmm," dis scally say.
"ETAN IS A HOMO," gray say dis.
"x_x," etan make dis face.
"Well I am homo tooooooooo," dis scally say.
"Well, dat was shhhhiiiiitttttttt," u say dat.
"Tru tho," gray say.
Now etan an scally where all up in eechothers grrriiiiillllssssssss. U got mad bc etan is a pure child.
"FUK U YE SCALLY MONG," u say dis. U falcon punch tha bish to China. Den she flew back 2 min latr with Mai-Ling and Yen on a subway meal.

Fin

A/N
So, if you can't tell, I am a scouser and this is legit how some people where I live talk IRL. It's a little bit how I talk but that doesn't matter. I WILL HAVE A LOT OF SCOUSE SLANG.
Scally - someone who is really Scouse.
Mong - offensive word for a disabled person (e.g. retard)
Asda - British Walmart.