The Dolan Twins Imagines ~ *WARNING - OFFENSIVE*

Etan an his scally gilfrend

U r on ya fone and c etans profile pic change 2 him an his scally gilfrend.
"Eeeeeeeee" u say dis.
"Wot now" gray say dis.
"Etan chang dat pro pic to Tha scally an him"
"Eeeeee" gray say
"Thas it" u say dis "i hacker into is acount and change everthing."
You get on da compooter an hackers into de accunt.
"E has abar 2 follos" u say dis. U tweet to his mingy mar an say
'OI mar I am ding of aidssssssss'
His mar put dis
'O i no i pu rat poisnin in ya Cheerios so u bettar stfu'
Next u chanje the pic 2 a pic o gray's as.
"Yum" u say dis as ur mouf worters. Las fing 2 do is mssage is scally ming an tel er dat dey're brookin up an den steel dat Nutella.
U laf at er mssage bck.
'Gud cuz I kheat on u toooooooo wif me homo'.

"gray luk i katdish dis scally and tha" u say dis
"Aha shes a lytle tesco weirdo"
Den de bean etan roll in wif a tere an cri da his gilfrend ha move to mekiko wif er knew scally bf.
"Aw duno y lik." U gigle "she must'v bin chetin on u wif a tesco shoper..."
"Bt i luv er u now" he cri thru gritted teath.
"Etan u low lif bean shurrup ra now or yul b srry." gray say in manlie vice.
"Thas noice" u say dis.
"K" etan say after wiping is fat noce.

Hi! Hoped you liked this chapter. Again, I mean no harm, it is all for fun :) bye you beans!
Tesco - British shop
E - he
Mekiko- Mexico
~pancake