Chapter 34

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      The Contract of Jimmy Patrick Parker and Teresa Hemlock

  1. You will not be allowed to call your child a shit-head.
2. When the baby is around, Jimmy has to be nice to me.
3.There won't be any more plotting revenge on Dad or myself.
4. You will make time for the child each and every day.
5. Mom, you're not allowed to mention your past to your child. He/she is supposed to be normal.
6. You and Jimmy will go on a date night once a week. This will keep the relationship healthy.
7. When you go on date nights Dad and Kelly will help me take care of  the baby. This signals that you don't hate Dad's guts.
8. Jimmy, under no circumstances will you be allowed to abandon your child.
9. This contract might lead to marriage. If so, say yes and never look back.
  Warning: If this contract is broken I will never speak to you guys again. By breaking this contract you're scarring your own child for life!!!


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