How to be Levi/Eren

"Eren! Eren!" Armin shouted, running through the halls. When Eren finally replied, he woke up from a nap, he slammed the door open, "WHAT IS IT ARMIN. WHAT'S SO IMPORTANT, THAT YOU HAD TO SCREAM MY FUCKING NAME SO MANY FUCKING TIMES?!"

Armin said in a quiet voice, "Levi wants you..."

All Eren heard was Levi, he slowly walked to Levi's room. When he got to the door, he knocked. Long pause. Knock. Long pause. He repeated until Levi finally spoke.

Eren creaked through the door, in a small voice. "You wanted me?"

"Yeeeeeeeeeees." Levi didn't look at Eren. "Have a seat, Eren."

"Am I in trouble?"

"Are you having sexual contact with Mikasa Ackerman?"

"Wh- Of course not, sir!"

"Oh, interesting. That's not what Mikasa said." Levi looked straight at Eren, when he was about to take a seat. "Remember that we can't let love get in the way. We're soldiers. We got no time for that. Okay?"

Eren sighed and nodded.

"You... can go..." Levi said. Eren nodded and walked away. He closed the door, but Levi stopped him. "Oi Eren..." Eren's heart stopped beating. "Is that dirt I see?" Levi pointed out.

Fuck.

"Clean it up, Eren. It's not going to be clean itself. You're the one who made the mess."

"I'll clean it after lunch-"

"Clean it up now." Levi demanded.

"Ha... ha... Okay heichou..." Eren closed the door. Eren walked down the hall, searching for cleaning supplies, there's one at each floor. When he came back, Levi wasn't there anymore. Eren sighed and cleaned up the mess. When he was done, he noticed there were footprints behind him. He was shocked and cleaned them quickly, then he cleaned his shoes. He smiled in relieve, looking around for Levi. He smiled so bright, while walking down the stairs, then ever ying went black.

"Oi brat! Watch where you're going!" Eren heard his voice, but he didn't say that.

"I-I'm sorry Heichou!" he said in Levi's voice, with his eyes shut, ready for a beating or something. A moment later, he opened his eyes. He was so small, he could looking at the ground, easily now! He across from him, he saw himself. Levi looked around himself, he was very tall! At last! he looked himself in the mirror near by and made a face.

"What the heck!" they both shouted.

"Stop doing that to my face!" Eren, or Levi, shouted.

"Nu-uh. This is my face." Levi smirked and faced Mikasa. "Hiiiiiiiii Mika-sa!" Levi smiled, a full smile. Man did it feel weird.

"Eren, it's pronounced Me-Ka-Sa." Mikasa corrected. "Did Levi do anything bad to you?"

"Yes..." Levi sighed.

Eren started running away from the couple, and closed the door shut, in Levi's office.

"Come back here, Santa's helper!"

Now that he was Levi, he could say almost anything with a cool voice. There was pounding on the door.

"Shut it, snowman! You're going to revenge a grown up, just because I hurt your boyfriend." the pounding faded, and creaks from the stairs were heard.

Later Levi went to Eren, and locked the door.

"What do you want with me?" Levi asked.

"How do you do with all these papers?"Eren emerged from the pile of papers.

"I mostly doodle on them. But use them when you really need it."

"Oh... so what are we going to do with this?" Eren asked.

"'I don't know... We should warn each other about some things." Levi said.

"Warn?" Eren asked.

"Maybe if you're going to be on your per-"

"Levi, I AM A BOY, YOU JUMBO SHITPACK." Eren shouted.

"What did you say, punk?" Levi walked over to Eren.

"I- Um... I said... HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT TO YOUR ELDERLY, EREN!" Eren shouted.

"... Shut up Handsome." Levi complimented.

"Wh- What?!" Eren scooted.

"Damn I look mighty fine." Levi zoomed in closer. Did I always have those circles? "I look fierce." Levi zoomed closer, Eren fell off his chair. Everything started to get slow when Eren was thinking what to say. "I look so fucking damn sexy! If I was someone else I'm be grinding myself 24/7!" Eren kicked Levi over, and sat on his crotch area. Somehow Levi was kind of turned on...

"Oh... I forgot... I am someone else..." Eren took his shirt, Levi's eyes were wide open, he didn't seem to blink the entire show. Eren slid up Levi's shirt, and went for Levi's neck. Levi blushed so hard, he looked like he was bleeding. Eren, then, went for the lips until someone knocked on the door. They were a few centimeters away from each other. Eren smirked, getting off of his body. "You... stupid brat! Oh my god..." Levi was on the floor paralyzed, on the floor still half naked. At the corner of his eyes, he saw Eren at the door, hands on the door nob. Levi searched for his shirt everywhere, until he noticed Eren had taken it. Levi's face redden more and more as he walked towards the door. Before Levi go there, Eren swung the door open, Levi landing on the floor, landing softly on his butt. Jean was at the door, examining the room, with a shocked face pasted on him.