How to be Levi/Eren

HOW TO GET SENPAI TO GET SENPAI, TO GET SENPAI

"EREN. YOU SHIT, YOU SWITCHED OUR BODIES AGAIN." Levi shouted.

"I GOT CLOSER TO SENPAI~" Eren sqeeuzed his body.

"THAT IS THE BIGGESR BULLSHIT I'VE EVER HEARD. IT IS  CLOGGING THE TOILET AND I'M DROWNING IN IT. GET OUT."

"Okay..."

Eren got up, picking up Levi, and running out the door. Levi shouted, "EREN, PUT ME DOWN."

"I'M NOT EREN ANYMORE, TROLOLOLOLOLOLOL."

They stopped because Eren was tired, he never knew his body was so heavy.

"Alright, fuck this. We're changing back, I don't want to be you." Eren huffed.

"Thanks, that makes me feel so much better." Levi rolled his eyes.

"You're welcome." Eren smiled.

"I was being sarcastic."

"... You do forgive me don't you?"

"... Sure..." Levi pulled Eren by the collar, and kissed him. "Ugh, I rather suffer with a hundred Hanjis."

"Alright, well goodnight."

Right then Eren said that, Armin opened the door. "Guys... It's morning now, did you guys get any sleep?"

"No..." Eren answered.

"I got 3 hours of sleep." Levi glared at Eren.

"It's not my fault... Your... Your snorING IS LOUD." Eren stood tall.

"I'll make you loud in a minute..." Levi put his head down.

"Oh~ Levi, I never knew you were so straight forward." Eren smiled, hugging Levi's neck.

"YOU IDIOT. SURE, I'LL BANG YOU SO HARD AGAINST THE GROUND." Levi pulled Eren's head down. He kicked Eren's head against the ground so hard, Eren made a dent in it. Armin facepalmed, and shaking his head.

"Erwin...!" Eren heard Levi's voice. Holyshit. SENPAIAHEAD. GOGOGO EREN... Eren thought. But he knew not to interfere, so he walked away BUT the keyword made him stay. He tried to resist, but he sucks at persuading himself.

"Maybe if you... are free later, we could hang sometime today?" Levi rubbed his hands together. Does Levi...? Nah...Eren's heart was beginning to crack. He shook his head, and sat down.

"I can't Levi, sorry..." Erwin walked away from Levi. Levi looked down, and letting out a sigh. He walked in Eren's direction. Eren panicked, and pretended to sleep. He turned away where Levi wouldn't see his face.

Levi heard Eren snore when he got there. Shit. Did he hear that?  Levi was sweating all over. Eren knew what Levi was going to do, so he closed his eyes. When Levi sat in front of Eren, he slowly opened his eyes and yawned.

"Thanks for waking me up, Heichou." Eren rolled his eyes. "I almost fell asleep..."

"Almost?"

"Wwwwhhhhhhaaaaat? I was going to the bathroom, but Jean was in the bathroom too long so I waited here. Since he took too long, I grew bored and decided to sleep."

"The bathroom is on the other side of the hallway, and Jean is hanging out with Sasha, Connie, and Marco." Levi's eyes widen.

"wwWWWhhhhHHHHaaaAaAAatttTtttTtTTtTTt???" Eren walked around Levi and ran downstairs.

"EREN JAAAAEEEEGGGGEEEERRRR!!!" Levi shrieked.

"ARMIN! MIKASA! HELP ME, I THINK LEVI IS GONNA KILL ME." Eren held Mikasa's shoulder with a hard grip.