How to be Levi/Eren

Step One: Keep Your Cool

Eren on the floor. Half naked. Levi at the door, half naked as well. Jean thought.

"This isn't the bathroom..." Jean said. "Were you about to pee in Er-"

"Three doors down." Eren(Levi)said.

"Sorry for interrupting..." Jean backed away.

"Don't tell anyone." Eren said in the sternest voice Levi had.

Jean looked around the room.

Paperseverywhere. UnlikeLevi. Jean thought. Then he saw what made his day. Eren in the background, on his knees, pleasing Jean not to tell anyone.

"Maybe..." Jean answered back, going three doors down.

When Eren turned back, Levi was at the window.

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" Eren shouted, walking towards the window.

"I'm out, fo'sho." Levi held up the piece sign, and jumped. Eren rushed over, and grabbed Levi's  arm.

"You can't survive the fall, you'll die! Or you'll make me die!" Eren pulled Levi up with all his might.

"Well then... Goodbye Eren." Levi twisted his arm, and fell.

"HEICHOU!" Eren cried out, reaching out as far as he could. He grabbed the fingers, but slipped through. Eren stood there, watching Levi fall, crying his eyes out. He stepped back, sliding down the wall. IfI'mnotdeadyet, then... Heichoudied... Eren shook his head. He buried his face in his hands, between his legs. Every timeIhelpsomeone, theydie...

Then he heard shouting from outside.

"Hey Eren! Where did you come from?!"

He looked out the window and he his titan form. Eren was happy enough to jump out the window. Levi popped out, steam blowing everywhere. Eren landed on the titan's neck, and hugged Levi.

"Don't ever do that again, idiot."

Until he noticed what he just did, he looked at everyone's reactions. Everyone was shock, there was a long silence. It seemed like it's been 2000 years.

"Heichou? You actually have feelings?!" Jean asked.

"I didn't know Levi went for the dudes!" Connie shouted.

"Whoa!" Sasha awed.

Mikasa stood there, shocked. She was usually the happy one when Eren was found to be alive.

"Every... one... Now that it's out, I guess I should tell you." Levi pulled Eren close to his body. "Levi is my boyfriend."

Mikasa's heart broke into a million pieces, sucked into a black hole.

Eren kicked Levi away, and said, "No I'm not..." Eren wiped his eyes.

"YOU HAVE FEELINGS TOO?!" the entire Recon Corps gasped.

"No! I-I'm just sweating through my eyes!" Eren sniffed.

"Aww Levi, you worried about Eren dying." Hanji cried.

"N-no I didn't! I- I just have a really stuffy nose." Eren aniffed again, and cried even more.

"Totally sweating through your eyes." Jean said. "It's okay Levi. All of us have a weakness."

Marco's name was whispered in the distance. "Wh-who the hell said that?!" Jean redden.

Levi was looking at Eren the whole time. Everyone quieted down when Levi zoomedinto Eren's ear. "Stop crying, brat. You'll ruin my image... Sorry for making you worry about me." Levi whispered.

"Sh-shut up Hei- E-Eren!" Eren pushed Levi away and walked to the closest door, which was behind the crowd. "Everybody go back to what you were doing." Eren signaled. "Come Eren..."

"Sorry... for losing it in your form." Eren apologized in the awkward situation.

"Nah, it's okay. If I was you, like you you, I'd probably do the same. At least people know I have a heart now..." Levi signed.

"That whole scene just screamed, 'Levi Rivaille loses 10 man points'." Eren chuckled.

"And, 'Eren Jaeger gets 10 points for man points!"  Levi's face stayed blank. "Here's a tips, if you ever start crying just blank in too space and think about something else while your heart breaks. Or blink a lot. If you're ever happy, bite down onto your tongue, and or close your teeth tight together."

"Why don't you ever show emotion...?" Eren asked.

"I show anger." Levi answered.

"I meant why don't you ever smile or cry?" Eren asked.

"Eh... I don't know. I've never felt really happy or depressed enough to loose control before." Levi shrugged.

"What if I died, would you be happy? You seem happy when you told the judge you'd kill me if I lose control. Way happy." Eren said with his hands in the air.

"I don't know. We'll know when that does happen." Levi shrugged.

"Well goodnight." Eren left Levi in the basement, his room. Before Eren went up, Levi said, "Wait... Can I sleep in your room tonight? It's filthy down here." Eren nodded waited for Levi.

"I'm not going to step the floor again. Come carry, me." Levi demanded. Levi reached out his arms. Eren walked to him, and jumped on his back. "I said carry me STUPID. Not you."

"I don't wanna get your body dirty." Eren  into Levi's ear, seductively.

"SH-SHUT UP..." Levi slammed Eren against the floor. "I don't care if my body gets dirty anymore, as long as I'm not in it to experience it."