How to be Levi/Eren

How to Deal Being Different Heights

Step One: Getting ran over

"HEEEIIIICCCHHHHOOOOUUUU!" Eren cried. Shoot. I forgot that I'm him. "EREN!"

A few minutes later, Levi appeared, in Eren's body. "Eren? Where are you?"

"I'm down here, stupid!" Eren yanked on the collar, and pulled him down. "Where were you earlier? I was getting stepped on! Literally! Connie is smaller than you, and everyone can notice him."

"Calm down, Eren. I was helping Erwin with something... I know how you feel. Everybody thinks you're a chair, because Historia accidently sat on my lap... TWICE. I was starting she was trying to secretly give me a lap dance..."

They both sigh, and dragged themselves to outside, taking care of the horses. Eren discussed about Levi's controlling of the titan powers, while grooming the horse's mane. Hoping it wasn't Jean.

"Where are the thimbles? Everytime I write on paper, I get a paper cut, and I explode into titan form." Levi sighed looking at the bandaged hands.

"I don't know, I've only been here for... what? Like about a month now? And all those months, Hange has been testing me, so I barely know where anything is." Eren sighed. "At least now people will leave me alone." he smiled.

"I wish people could leave me alone, you know how much I hate humans, especially the stupid ones? Expect a few people-which I'm not going to name."

"Damn Levi, you do talk a lot. How come you never talk a lot in your body?" Eren tilted his head.

"I rarely talked because I spoke whenever I needed to. But since I'm in your body, I'll a talkitive robot."

StepTwo: Running into People Shorter than You

"Oh! Sorry Eren!" Bert apologized.

"It's okay, Bertholdt." Levi continued walking. While he went up the stairs, he fell down, running into someone, for the 20th time today. He looked at the top of the stairs, it was Mikasa.

"Oh. Sorry Mikasa." Levi apologized,

"It's okay, Eren..." Mikasa cried a little, covering her head with her hands.

"I should've paid attention to where I was going." Levi apologized his way up, and quickly left the scene. Being short isn't such a bad thing... Levi sighed, dragging himself to his room.

When Levi knocked loudly on the door, Eren fell off his chair. He was daydreaming for almost an hour. Eren said, "Come in." laying in the position when Annie beated Reiner and him. Who knew Heichou was flexible.

Levi came in, searching for Eren. He said, "Eren. Stop playing around, we gotta know how to switch back. I'm not being Hanji's test subject."

"Dammit Levi, WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU DID SIT UPS." Eren yelled, trying to get up.

"You idiot, you're not even doing it right." Levi kicked Eren right up.

"You could'be just pulled me up." Eren scratched his head. "Anyways... We could kiss, ARMIN HAS TOLD ME ABOUT THIS GIRL WHO DIED, JUST BY EATING AN APPLE... You think we can do that to the titans-I mean... Then a prince came in, and kissed the girl, and she came back to life! There's another one when a princess kissed a frog, and the frog turned into a prince!"

"Hell no, Eren. I'm not having my first kiss with you."

"Oh come on, Levi. You can be yourself again. Small, short-tempered, have your man level lower than Armin's-"

"Well when you put it that way." Levi glared.

After that, Eren tackled Levi's lips, hoping to turn back. "Did it work?" Eren said, in his voice. He looked at himself, in the mirror. "I'm back!" He looked at Levi. Levi was staring at his arms.

"Eren, be happy you're surrounded by the people you love, and not feared by them." Levi mumbled.

"Wh-what?" Eren tilted his head.

"N-nothing, just get out." Levi pushed Eren out the door. "I was just zoning out. Have fun." He slammed the door in front of Eren's face. The wind was so strong, it almost blew Eren's hair off. When did Heichou get lonely? He can barely spend a second with them. He looked at the door, frowning, until Hanji screeched out Eren's name. "See you later, Levi." Eren smiled. There's people who love you too.

"IS EVERYONE HERE?" Hanji shouted, most of it was shouted into Levi's ear.

"Are you sure you're asking the right question? Is your brain still in your head, you poor thing." Levi glared. "Just start already."

"Try writing, Eren!" Hanji jumped around.

TO: LEVI

FROM: EREN

LET'S HANG OUT AT NIGHT, YEAH?

Everyone was surprised, while Jean had some other thoughts... Hanji, who shipped Eren and Levi together so hard, kept getting closer to Levi. "Fine." Levi sighed. Hanji screamed, jumping around, shaking hands with random people. "QUICK, WE NEED TO PLAN THIS OUT. GO, GO, GO!"