Why why why?! Why do people make the main character this harmless, innocent, defenseless little bean (USUALLY GIRL BY THE WAY) that cannot defend herself?! Like, excuse me but if that was me, you'd have gotten a punch to the nose by now.
Also, why can't we have more Naomi Lorraine's running around (TGGBB BOIS!)? I mean, don't copy her personality exactly but you know it's okay for the nerd to be a partial badass!
(Over exaggerated) examples:
Justin shoved me to the ground. I tried to get up but I was sooooo weak. I have absolutely no muscles and I am TERRIBLE at anything athletic. The only thing I'm good at is reading and getting all As!
Barry yelled at me to give him my finished homework. Scared, I handed it to him. I'm the most unpopular girl in school and everyone bullies me. I have absolutely no friends and I have to eat lunch on the toilet. My life is crap!
Just...don't even. I'm a nerd and I cringe all the time.
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HumorOKAY! Before you all destroy me with the power of your brilliant minds through the screen of your device and say "THATS NOT COOL!" or "YOU CANT WRITE THIS!" or "THIS HAS ALREADY BEEN DONE!" just chillllll. I do give credit to JaneConquestBackup beca...