waylon: hey Blake what time are we picking you up?
miles: wait, Blake is coming to town?
blake: yeah Miles we've talked about this
miles: should I pick you up?
blake: you're the nanobot, not me, if you took me my body would burst because of the speeds of flight you'd use
miles: u right
blake: on that note, I'll arrive at about 4:30 so regarding traffic you should be here by 5:20
waylon: sounds good
miles: im outside ur door waylon
waylon: what? the hell??? already??
miles: I think ur wife is gonna open the door
miles: omg I just heard u yell "IF THERES A FINGERLESS BLACK EYED MAN AT THE DOOR, DONT LET HIM IN"
miles: screw u, u damn Whistleblower no wonder Murkoff wants to kill you and your family
blake: MILES! DUDE! SHUT UP!
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Dead Guys Gang
Humora group text between Miles Upshur, Waylon Park, and Blake Langermann. [A/U story, meaning I may include some characters who in the real outlast universe are dead]
