waylon: hey, i bought a switch, u guys wanna come over and smash?
waylon: i mean,,, PLAY smash
waylon: guys please respond i was not wanting to have group sex i swear
waylon: SUPER SMASH BROS ULTIMATE, NOT SMASH AS IN SEX
waylon: guys hello
waylon: GUYS
miles: yo chill blake and i were getting groceries
blake: yeah we r on the way, i have a mean ridley main
miles: i feel my wii fit trainer is better than ur ridley
blake: lets fuckin go, scrub
waylon: so u guys r gonna ignore that i made a sexual innuendo and not use it against me?
waylon: WAIT WHAT THE FUCK
waylon: YOU GUYS SCREENSHOTTED IT AND POSTED IN ON TWITTER?
miles: yea lol ur viral now
waylon: I WILL SHARE OUR LOCATION WITH MURKOFF RIGHT NOW
waylon: I WOULD RATHER DIE THAN BE EXPOSED LIKE THIS
waylon: HELLO
waylon: RESPOND
YOU ARE READING
Dead Guys Gang
Humora group text between Miles Upshur, Waylon Park, and Blake Langermann. [A/U story, meaning I may include some characters who in the real outlast universe are dead]
