Thoughts of an Eccentric Author

Too Scared to Think of a Title Right Now

Horror and thriller movies I love watching,

But horror themed popup ads are just too frightening

I hate it when I'm focused on writing and get a jump scare

At the bloody ghost or psycho for hours I would stare

A character like a deranged Cheshire catgrinning creepily,

As I wait for it to crawl out the screen and violently murder me

Too surprised to even think of random words that rhyme

Now I'll end this as a screeching sound is heard this time

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Screw horror themed popup ads that pull me away from my train of thought, screw that bloody ghost that caused my writer's block, screw the writer's block I just got, screw my life in general. Never mind dinner, I'm staying under my blanket while I listen to different Disney songs.