Uma's mother pushed Uma out.
"Fuck you, Donald" baby Uma said.
"Aw how cute, her first words" Uma's father said
Ofc, Uma came out spotless with no blood Bc she has the power of 3 Holy Trinities.
The Kompton family drove home in their 91' Dodge Neon
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Uma's father parked the car and Uma walked out like the boss bitch she is.
"Omg omg omg omg" her mom said "our bby is walking and she hasn't even been outside of me for more than 20 minutes (the hospital is rlly close)
Uma smoked her first cigarette than night. It was a beautiful moment that I wish I could've witnessed.
"Wal-mart... do they like make walls there?" -Paris Hilton
YOU ARE READING
Uma Kompton: a story
Non-FictionA biography of the queen herself...Uma Kompton I'm gonna like look up all I can find and maybe make up some shit along the way 😉 This is like not accurate at all btw so yeah
