Previously...
Then Uma got a call from the hospital with tragic news...
Her dad stole a wheelchair.
"Omg that old bag of dust is gonna get thrown into a fucking lake. Let's go simon" Uma said, grabbing her keys
They were driving on the freeway when they saw her dad in the wheelchair zooming around and causing havoc.
"Lol ur dads more entertaining than u are" Simon said
"Wtf did u say, hoe"
"Nothing"
"That's what I thot bitch"
They got out of the car and threw her dad into the nearby lake.
"Ok let's go home" Uma said, dusting off her hands
"K" Simon said
They went home but not without stooping at Burger King
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Uma Kompton: a story
Non-FictionA biography of the queen herself...Uma Kompton I'm gonna like look up all I can find and maybe make up some shit along the way 😉 This is like not accurate at all btw so yeah
