Uma floated her way down the aisle Bc she's a bad bitch.
Simon almost cried Bc he's a pussy (u r what u eat)
Uma gracefully plopped down in front of Simon and his best man/dad/Uma's first husband was checking his hoe out.
Simon took some initiative and kicked him in the abdomen.
His dad died and the ceremony continued
"You may now kiss ya gal" the minister said before getting into his Ford Flex and driving off to Burger King.
Uma made her way to the bar where she saw her fav rapper, Britney Spears.
"Yo hoe, what's poppin besides ur whore pussy?" Uma asked
Britney looked at her and said "nm wbu"
Uma looked confused and responded.
"Hoe it's 2006 wtf does that mean"
"Oh I forgot"
"I figured"
The end. Of the chapter.
"I'm hungry"-me
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Uma Kompton: a story
Non-FictionA biography of the queen herself...Uma Kompton I'm gonna like look up all I can find and maybe make up some shit along the way 😉 This is like not accurate at all btw so yeah
