50 Shades of Dead Traitor (Discontinued)

The Worst Kind of Punishment

In case you were wondering, I am not J.k. Rowling, so I do not own these charecters. Also, In case you were wondering, I came up with this idea in math class. And again, sorry about those Britishisms(I try, I really do.)

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The group of friends and couples decided to take a break for a while to enjoy the beauty of the afterlife, and just enjoy each other without talking about murder.

"So, what do you think Harry's up to?" Sirius asked, eager to distract the two couples from each other. Lily and James shrugged,

"I don't know, but you should check Sirius, you seem to be pretty interested." Lily said, a smirk playing  across her face. Sirius pouted,

"Fine. I'll go check while you guys sit here and forget all about poor, single Sirius." He fell against the tree dramatically. James whacked his leg and mock scolded,

"Now, young man, you should respect your elders."

Sirius furrowed his brow, "Uhm, James, I'm the oldest one here."

"I said, show some respect!" James said, whacking him again

Sirius bowed a low, dramatic bow, "Yes, oh grandfatherly one, as you wish." Then walked away, to see what Harry was up to.

James shouted after him, "As it should be!"

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About three hours later, the group of five was gathered once more, Sirius was laughing his head off, "I still can't believe she slapped him after he killed Voldemort!"

Lily shook her head, he had been laughing about this for the last two hours, "Sirius, if you don't shut up, I will personally give you a stinging jinx in your pretty little face."

Sirius laughed harder and bat his eyelashes, "You think I'm pretty Lilykins?"

Lily pulled out her wand and Sirius shut up. The rest of the group laughed when Remus spoke up,

"Lily, I do believe you gave me the next idea for our little 'punishment party.'" Sirius smiled at the use of the name he had come up with between laughing about Harry and Ginny and teasing Lily, James, Tonks and Remus. Lily looked intrigued,

"Oh, how did I do that?"

Remus smiled, "You'll just have to see. May I?" Lily nodded, "Okay, we all know Peter was rubbish through school. But what was his worst subject?"

"Charms?" Lily guessed

"Transfiguration?" James knew he was terrible, it was because of him they weren't able to become animangi earlier.

"No, I think it was potions." Sirius said, unsure himself.

Remus shook his head, "All wrong. It was History of Magic-"he held up a hand, "I know, everyone was, but he was especially bad. He never got anything but a "T" on everything he wrote for that class, plus he couldn't stay awake."

Tonks whacked Remus' arm lightly, "Get on with it. we get that he was rubbish."

Remus smiled at his wives actions, "It will all make sense in a moment. It starts off with Our favorite Professor, Professor Binns." cue the snorts, "Then, we bring in Peter. and so begins the ten hour History of Magic lesson."

Sirius literally fainted at the thought, James was wide eyed and open-mouthed, Lily was laughing at the two of them and Tonks shook her head,

"You are truly evil Remus."

Remus laughed and woke up Sirius, "You'll miss the best part. If he falls asleep, he will get just what you were threatened with. A stinging Jinx in his ugly little face." Sirius smiled, but remus contined, "That's still not the best part. Before the class, we may accidentally slip him a Sleeping Draught. Or two. Or three."

At this Sirius laughed, holding his gut, he was able to get out, "We did that to Frank in sixth year, right before Charms!"

Remus and James smiled at the memories, Tonks joined in on the laughter, and Lily was fighting a smile. As annoying as her husband was sometimes, he knew how to provide a good laugh, which was very important. She gave him a slight peck as she remembered seventh year.

"What was that for?" he asked

Lily shrugged, "Just because I love you."

James smiled and kissed her back. This caused Sirius to stop laughing, and as he opened his mouth to tell them to get a room, Remus continued,

"But it doesn't stop there. After his ten hours, he must take a test. If he doesn't get an "O", which he wouldn't considering his previous dealings with the subject, he will be hit with Flagrante, until it gets dangerous. He will then be forced to go through another three hour lesson, with the same consequences. After that he will again test. The process will repeat until he gets an "O". Wait, did I forget to mention we will have our dear friend Snape grading his tests and watching him as he takes each test."

By this time, Sirius and James were both laughing, with Snape looming over him, he'd been so nervous, he wouldn't be able to focus! Lily on the other hand, was thinking about her past experiences with the ex-Potions Professor. She lowered her head slightly, but James noticed,

"Hey, you ok?" he asked, concern easily heard in his voice

"Yeah, I'm just thinking, about fifth year. I mean, if that hadn't happened, who knows what our lives would be like?"

James jaw clenched slightly at the mention of the "mublood" incident, but nodded. It was after that that he tried being more mature, though it didn't work very well until his seventh year. He smiled as he remembered the first kiss he had with Lily Evans. As if reading his mind, Lily gave him a peck on the cheek.

Remus gave a small smile at the two, and Tonks gave him a small kiss of his own, he smiled wider and continued, "Well, after that, if he's not all ready dead, we let Snape have some fun. I'm sure he would like some revenge on Peter for him betraying you, Lily." he said, with a glace towards the pair

Lily blushed and James tightened his hold around her waist. This caused more teasing from Remus and Sirius, before Sirius reminded Remus of his old school crush (that he refused to acknowledge at the time, due to his lycanthropy) and Tonks wrapped her arms around his neck, and said, 

"He's mine."

As the Marauders and wives dissolved into laughter and teasing all around, the traitor was going through quite the painful process.

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He had all ready sat through over thirty-six hours of History of Magic and testing. Binns was not making it easy to stay awake, and neither was the fact that the only food and drink available was laced with Sleeping Draught. He also realized, within the first thirty minutes, that Snape was having way too much fun sending a Stinging Jinx his way whenever he fell aleep. As Binns continued to drone on, again, about the goblin revolution, his thoughts drifted slightly. He'd gotten punished four times so far, and he knew exactaly who had given him which punishment, well, almost. The first one could have been Sirius, but he wasn't quite sure. He started to drift again and recieved a Stinging Jinx, Number 1,336 he thought bitterly as he was harshly woken up, yet again.

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So, I decided not to tell you what I thought Peter chose. I'll leave it open to you're imagination. But, as always, I hope you liked it. And also, I'm sorry, because I was going to post this yesterday, but then life happened :P It was scary, having a life. I wouldn't recommend it. Anyway,

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