50 Shades of Dead Traitor (Discontinued)

Remus goes first

So, here's the next chapter, thanks for reading, hope you enjoy, and remember, he deserves every bit of it!

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Remus sat for a minute, contemplating the best way to inflict pain on the ex-Marauder, finally, he thought of the perfect punishment.

"Okay, I'll share my idea, but no interrupting."

Both Sirius and James laughed, "We can try, but I don't think it's in Padfoot's capability to shut up. In fact, I bet 20 galleons he can't!"

Sirius glared and made a zipping his lips motion with his fingers.

 Remus smiled, knowing it wouldn't last long, but continued anyway, "It happens to include your lovely cousin Padfoot"

Sirius snorted but kept his mouth shut, determined to prove his friends wrong.

Remus smiled, he was sure Sirius would have a comment, but there was still time, "Well, your cousin and the pain he's caused through the years. See, if I were to kill-"

"Moony, you almost did kill him. Trust me, there were no theatrics in what you were going to do. You're just lucky Harry stopped you." James said, still angry that they had almost thrown their lives away for the traitor.

Remus laughed, so James cracked first. Surprising. He rolled his eyes and continued, "Anyway I would first make him relive the pain he had caused since he joined Voldemort. The pain of every Cruciatus, Killing Curse, the heartbreak of every lost family member, every injury, and especially the pain that the Dursley's caused."

James growled They're just lucky that whale of a son was the only one that laid a finger on him he thought with surprising malice for the usually laid back James Potter. Sirius, on the other hand, looked mad with glee, imagining that rats pain, rather sadistic, yes, but the traitor caused so much pain, he didn't care.

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Meanwhile, said traitor was writhing with pain, feeling the heartbreak, despair, hopelessness, and fear. He felt himself being cut, his ear was gone, he had a long slash in his arm, right where he had cut Harry in the graveyard nearly 3 years ago, he had poison coursing through his veins, he felt bones break, he looked like hell and he knew it. He thought he was even feeling a little... remorse? No. He made the right decision...right?

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Back with the Marauders, Sirius still hadn't cracked. Remus and James were shocked, but James motioned for Remus to carry on, both determined to make Sirius crack.

Remus thought for another minute, "I seem to remember something you said once... something about the Death Eaters wanting revenge on our dear friend" he emphasized friend with a rather bitter tone. "Well, I do believe that, given the chance, they would still love to..ahh... show their gratitude to the one who got them locked in Azkaban for years."

Sirius shuddered at the word 'Azkaban' and Remus flinched, "Sorry Padfoot."

Sirius shook his head, and mumbled something incoherent, but James and Remus were to worried about ther friend to tease him about losing the bet, even though it had been years, and Sirius was happier than he had ever been, the thought of Dementors still haunted him. Finally, Sirius shook off the memories and motioned for Remus to continue.

Hesitantly, Remus continued, "Anyway, I was thinking, just let us talk to the Death Eaters for a few minutes, tell them the truth- Pettigrew never wanted Voldemort in power, and only did so out of fear. With embellishments of course. Then, send them into a room they can't escape, then give them their wands and Pettigrew, and let them have their fun." With that Remus stood, and took a bow.

Both James and Sirus stared at him with open mouths, finally, Sirius started clapping, "I didn't know you had it in you Moony!" he said, all previous sadness locked away in the back of his mind.

Remus smiled, "Have you already forgotten I always had the best pranks?"

James laughed, "Geez Padfoot? Already forget The Great Hair and Grease Incident of 1975?"

Sirius shuddered, "How could I? They whole school had hair like Ol' Snivellus for an entire week!  Except Snivellus! He had-"he chocked out, "PERFECT hair! Then Minnie blamed the entire thing on me and James!" The trio dissolved into laughs as they reminisced.

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Bellatrix laughed as she cast another Crucio! and the surrounding Death Eaters cast various hexes and curses, if he hadn't been such a traitor, one might have felt bad. As it was, most Death Eaters had stopped cursing him, only Bellatrix, Dolohov, Crouch and Yaxley continued with the torture.

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Well, this is becoming a little morbid... Don't worry, next chapter is James, and he just wants to humiliate him! I'll tell you now, it involoves a girl, honey, and a few mermaids! Anyway, again, vote, comment, and keep reading!