Reasons Why I Loved You

reason five

dear darling,

          remember that time when dirt bike riding? You totally flipped, but never once told me you weren't gonna do it. It's still clearer than day for me, but yeah, whatever. oh! and remember when we went up in that hot air balloon for our one month? i didn't know how much you hated heights until then, but when you saw how excited i was about it, you swallowed your fear.

          the guy steering the balloon might've been flirting with you, but you kept bringing me into conversations. like the time when he asked you if you'd like to get coffee, and you said "sure! my boyfriend and i would love to have coffee with you" and you didn't even seem to understand how he meant just you not you and me.

          then, when i set up the picnic and buddy  boy invited himself, you were such a rude person to him. even if it was the most hilarious thing ever. "uh, excuse  me, but i'm trying to have a nice one month with my boyfriend. you're not invited" and the poor thing looked so embarrassed. but i laughed about it so much.

          you said it was rude, but it wasn't. the idiot was trying to get you, but i would never let that happen. you meant too much to me for him to just sweep you away with his fat arms.

          so maybe he didn't have fat arms, but you get my drift. right? right. actually, you seemed to enjoy his aesthetic features, since on our ride back, you kept talking about his supposed muscles. like ha! that kid didn't even have my six pack.

          you were adorable about it, when i started being all jealous - and yes i might have actually been jealous - and told me you didn't care for him, but for me. it made me feel special, darling, to have someone who loves me as much as i love her.

           reason five why i loved you: you were loyal to me.