What really happened while selling stupid stuff

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When I sold the bracelets and the drinks, there were 4 types of costumers

The Smart Aleck:
Me: Good morning, I'm Sophia. Would you like to buy something?
Man: What will you do with the money?
Me: Uh... We're gonna go to... Um... Rome
Man: *puts up stalker face* what will you see?
Me: *panicking because doesn't know anything about the trip* rocks
Man: Which type of rocks?
Me: The old ones...?
Man: An example?
Me: *has no idea of what is saying* the pope is really old, I guess

The late girl:
Me: Good morning, I'm Sophia. Would you like to buy something?
Girl: I really gotta go *dashes*
Me: Am I really that bad of a seller?

The forgetful guy:
Me: Good morning, I'm Sophia. Would you like to buy something?
Guy: I forgot my cash
Me: We take all currencies, $, €, £, ¥
Guy: I really don't have my money. I'll need to wait for my wife.
Me: Uh okay I'll wait
*twenty minutes of random talk, whilst 'waiting'*
Guy: Oh I need to go
Me: But...
Guy: My wife is expecting me home
Me: But...
Guy: *disappears*
Me: People hate me

The weird guy:
Me: Good morning, I'm Sophia. Would you like to buy something?
Weirdo: No
Me: Uh okay  


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