Karate

Love triangle

It was a regular saterday at karate. It was all fine until Victor showed up with his little friend.

Mitch:
I was going to see jellybean for my everyday fix, when all of a sudden I saw my brother Victor climbing through the window! I can't believe jellybean would betray me! We shared manny magical nights together on Lolita's shit stained carpets. Are many nights together might have been considered forceful von my part, but I knew deep down he loved me. I can't believe he would cheat on me! Especially on my pale cheese stick big brother. I mean my pee pee is bigger then his when it's folded in half! What the duck am.I doing with my life. I don't know whAt I will do without jellybean! His tiny Lego piece whole made my pee Lee feel very big,and I liked it big.

Victor:

I was climbing into lolitas wIndow when all of a sudden I saw Mitch. I hope he wasn't stealing panties from heathers dirty laundry basket. I had know clue that Mitch liked jellybean as well. I would think he would be here for Heather and her sempai shrek marathons.

Vote on who should win jellybeans heart
Victor or Mitch