Flashback

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Mitch pov:
I was watching a baboon porn marathons with my favorite lotion bottle and sock. I love baboons! Especially the furry ones, they remind me of Heather when she doesn't shave. I was enjoying the little furries when all of a sudden I had a flashback.

Flashback:
I was sleeping in my race car bed, with my special lego ninja bed set, when all of a sudden I heard noises. They were coming from under my bed!! The ghost was making groaning noises saying things like" yes handy yes!" Then the ghost said "it's all over 9,000!" I decided it was nothing and went back to sleep. The next morning when I woke up the ghost left behind white chunky ectoplasm.

MItch pov:
I finally realized that wasn't any ordinary ghost! It was my brother Victor! And... that wasn't ectoplasm he left behind.

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