Dreamcatcher (A Bill Cipher Story)

Chapter Five

Miranda's POV

I woke up slowly. And once my eyes were opened I looked to my side to see a smiling demon.

"Four hours, fifty two minutes and nineteen seconds." He said pressing the button.

"Thanks." I yawned and sat up. "What time is it?"

"Six forty-six in the morning." Bill answered.

"Good. I got time to get ready." I yawned again and stretched my arms.

"Oh yeah, you have your competition today." He got up off the bed and I got out from under the covers. "You just wear whatever and I'll change it into a dress once we get there."

"You're coming to watch?"  I asked.

"You said I could." He floated in a position like he was laying on his belly.

"I thought you were messing around." I scratched my head and went into my closet. I grabbed the hanger that had my outfit on it and laid it on my bed. I then grabbed my robe and put it next to it.

"Nope. I'm coming to watch you kid." Bill laughed.

"You don't need to leave the room, just close your eyes... eye." I corrected myself and made it singular.

"Alright Dreamcatcher." He conjured a eyepatch over his other eye. I rolled my eyes and took all my clothes off, leaving me naked. I slipped my robe over my shoulders and wrapped it around my body before tying it.

"You can look now." I said. I went to my basket and grabbed a clean towel.

"Whatcha doin' now?" He asked.

"I'm going to take a shower. Do not follow me." I said sternly.

"Why not?" He questioned, raising his eyebrow.

"Because I'm going to be wet and naked." I said.

"Sounds hot." He laughed.

"Perv." I mumbled.

"I was just joking Dreamcatcher, don't think of me like that." He elbowed my side."How long are you going to take?"

"An hour altogether in the bathroom. Just behave. No one else is awake yet." I answered and left the attic to leave for the bathroom.

This is my bathroom routine:
Get undressed
Use bathroom,
Take like three minutes to get the water how I like it.
Start the shower head.
Sit in the tub for like six minutes doing nothing.
Stand up, scrub my hair with shampoo.
Sit back down.
Wash my face with two different washes.
Rinse off my face with a wash cloth.
Get soap in my eye.
Gets soap out of my eye
Stand up.
Wash my body.
Shave everything that needs to be shaved.
Wash my body again.
Rinse shampoo out of my hair.
Knock everything down.
Fall.
Fix all the bottles and stand up like nothing happened
Brush my teeth (yes, in shower)
Puts conditioner in hair.
Sit again for a while
Rinse conditioner.
Sit again for no reason.
Make sure everything is rinsed off.
Sit again for some time
Turn off water
Sit again.
Grabs towel while sitting down.
Dry off.
Stand up.
Dry off again.
Gets out of tub.
Puts lotion on legs and face
Use product in my hair.
Dry and brush my hair.
Put robe back on
Leave bathroom
(A/n] basically.)

I went back to my room and Bill was sitting at my desk.

"You sure took long." He laughed.

"Oh well." I rolled my eyes and threw my towel in the dirty laundry hamper. "Hey Bill, could you do me a favor?" I asked.

"Sure thing kid. Anything you want." He smiled.