i just realized that one of the reasons i named you the way i did is simply because penelope garcia is my hero and she used to be my role model for a while.
but off to other subjects.
dylan took me to see vancouver today! it was really a lot of fun and may i just say, puberty did them both so well! since cole was busy with a meeting for riverdale, dyl and i basically had nothing else to do but to wander around the messy set and, well, go buy some ice cream because i was crazy hungry! that's really not a surprise, and it certainly didn't catch dylan off guard, he had a whole list of resturants in vancouver he wanted to try! he said that it would be pretty exciting if i got the part of emily on riverdale, since i attended the auditions a few days ago. emilia rosemary hernandez is actually so badass but a flower girl at the same time, just like i never was! wow!
dylan and i spent the rest of the day driving around; he almost kicked me out of his car when i pulled his hair. surely not something i like to talk about, but it was worth it.
hold on penn, i got a call.
holy shit.
penn penn, guess who's gonna play emily hernandez!
that's right, me!
shit i have to call the twins to tell cole that i'll have to deal with his shit for god knows how long.
°text messages°
yall
overcooked noodle you're not even from texas
shut up italy yall were rlly dumb in ww2
lanky breadstick you bombed japan for nothin if i remember clearly
dyl honey you failed history
lanky breadstick rite i came out to have a good time and i'm honestly feeling so attacked rn
you did not come out
lanky breadstick yes i did
overcooked noodle i thought we were our little secret!
cole you disgusting creature fucking stop I HAVE NEWS YOU FUCKTARDS
overcooked noodle it should be tardis* but continue
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overcooked noodle why did you send a globe?
so you can show me where i fucking asked
lanky breadstick iM LAUGHINDHETYUDK
overcooked noodle how does one laughindhetyudk
you need to go out more BUT SERIOUSLY YALL I GOT THE FUCKING PART THEY JUST CALLED ME
lanky breadstick BUT WHO WILL TAKE ME ON ADVENTURES IN VANCOUVER?? ARE YOU BOTH LEAVING ME??
overcooked noodle stop being such a drama queen we all know you're gonna play jellybean so shut the fuck up
great support guys tnx
overcooked noodle it is i, sir cole of the house of sprouse, here at your service
