six months later
°text messages°
lanky breadstick
yo yo yothe fuck you want it's three am
i'm trying to sleepovercooked noodle
yes fam i need my beauty sleepwait so you never sleep
overcooked noodle
BITCHok dyl do it
[lanky breadstick added lili, jude, casey anne, ethan, scott, kj and tiffany to the chat]
[lanky breadstick changed lili's nickname to dog mom]
[lanky breadstick changed jude's nickname to asshat]
[lanky breadstick changed casey anne's nickname to spot supermacist]
[lanky breadstick changed scott's nickname to scott dynasty]
[lanky breadstick changed ethan's nickname to eagle one]
spot supermacist
what
i just love my dog oklanky breadstick
guys
i need you all here for an important meetingeagle one
?? what is it??scott dynasty
yes it's usually casey annie holding meetings like thesespot supermacist
did you just call me casey annie[lanky breadstick changed kj's nickname to pork laugh]
[lanky breadstick changed tiffany's nickname to eagle two]
eagle two
what the fuckpork laugh
fUck yOuspot supermacist
i'm your mother and this is the treatment i get?scott dynasty
i'm older than you so what's your point?dog mom
scott the lowkey savage
anyways we finally have a normal group chat
i love your friends more than you cole[lanky breadstick changed cole's nickname to green gay]
[lanky breadstick changed his nickname to DEATH STAR]
green gay
jesuseagle two
love me some t ea!!DEATH STAR
anyway
you're the reason behind this meetingdog mom
desperate times call for desperate measures i guesseagle one
isn't he the reason behind every problem?[DEATH STAR added gabriella to the chat]
[DEATH STAR changed gabriella's nickname to unicorn ella]
scott dynasty
BURNDEATH STAR
the point iscole, you need to stop dabbing.
at this point, i’m actually concerned for your wellbeing.green gay
aw!!!!! april caring about me?i’m worried you’ll become even more of an idiot if this behavior continues, and i genuinely think i’d die because of all that stupidity.
eagle two
APRIL THE SAVAGE JDSKDJSKDNAKAKSJSdog mom
I'M DyINGKDNFJSAgreen gay
what is this?? everyone hates cole day??spot supermacist
no that's the day before your bday because after that we have to be nice to you for 24 hours and it's tiring tbhscott dynasty
JAJDJSJXJANXMAKCKKAKXKADEATH STAR
you don't understant the seriousness of the situation you guysasshat
theidiotdabbing.mp4DEATH STAR
thank you.
HE DABBED TO MOZARTspot supermacist
i think i went blind because of that video
i wish i went blind because of that videoscott dynasty
full offense but you look like hillary clinton while you're dabbingeagle two
shots firedgreen gay
FULL OFFENSE WALSH BUT TRY ROASTING ME WHEN YOU'RE NOT MAKING MUSICAL.LYS IN YOUR FREE TIMEasshat
he went therescott dynasty
YOUR WORDS CAN'T HURT ME THESE SHADES ARE GUCCIpork laugh
ngl scoot those shoes you wore yesterday are a shame to the human raceunicorn bella
oh!! didn't he get lili to start doing that too?eagle two
WHATdog mom
what are you talking about hehehe
wdym??green gay
DON'T ACT INNOCENT SNAKE
I AIN'T GOING DOWN ALONEunicorn ella
dab.mp4
is this not you?pork laugh
JAKCKSKDKSNCKSJROWUDOWEUKSJDQODEATH STAR
i cannot believe my baby ella showed up just to
just toSLAUGHTER LILI I'M CR YI N G
dog mom
i hate you allthis ff is a mess sorry
also tiff belongs to aIexanderbane
YOU ARE READING
defying gravity || cole sprouse
Fanfiction"kiss me goodbye i'm defying gravity." in which april and cole meet at the most ridiculous places. also fire shots at each other and bicker a lot.