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six months later

°text messages°

lanky breadstick
yo yo yo

the fuck you want it's three am
i'm trying to sleep

overcooked noodle
yes fam i need my beauty sleep

wait so you never sleep

overcooked noodle
BITCH

ok dyl do it

[lanky breadstick added lili, jude, casey anne, ethan, scott, kj and tiffany to the chat]

[lanky breadstick changed lili's nickname to dog mom]

[lanky breadstick changed jude's nickname to asshat]

[lanky breadstick changed casey anne's nickname to spot supermacist]

[lanky breadstick changed scott's nickname to scott dynasty]

[lanky breadstick changed ethan's nickname to eagle one]

spot supermacist
what
i just love my dog ok

lanky breadstick
guys
i need you all here for an important meeting

eagle one
?? what is it??

scott dynasty
yes it's usually casey annie holding meetings like these

spot supermacist
did you just call me casey annie

[lanky breadstick changed kj's nickname to pork laugh]

[lanky breadstick changed tiffany's nickname to eagle two]

eagle two
what the fuck

pork laugh
fUck yOu

spot supermacist
i'm your mother and this is the treatment i get?

scott dynasty
i'm older than you so what's your point?

dog mom
scott the lowkey savage
anyways we finally have a normal group chat
i love your friends more than you cole

[lanky breadstick changed cole's nickname to green gay]

[lanky breadstick changed his nickname to DEATH STAR]

green gay
jesus

eagle two
love me some t ea!!

DEATH STAR
anyway
you're the reason behind this meeting

dog mom
desperate times call for desperate measures i guess

eagle one
isn't he the reason behind every problem?

[DEATH STAR added gabriella to the chat]

[DEATH STAR changed gabriella's nickname to unicorn ella]

scott dynasty
BURN

DEATH STAR
the point is

cole, you need to stop dabbing.
at this point, i’m actually concerned for your wellbeing.

green gay
aw!!!!! april caring about me?

i’m worried you’ll become even more of an idiot if this behavior continues, and i genuinely think i’d die because of all that stupidity.

eagle two
APRIL THE SAVAGE JDSKDJSKDNAKAKSJS

dog mom
I'M DyINGKDNFJSA

green gay
what is this?? everyone hates cole day??

spot supermacist
no that's the day before your bday because after that we have to be nice to you for 24 hours and it's tiring tbh

scott dynasty
JAJDJSJXJANXMAKCKKAKXKA

DEATH STAR
you don't understant the seriousness of the situation you guys

asshat
theidiotdabbing.mp4

DEATH STAR
thank you.
HE DABBED TO MOZART

spot supermacist
i think i went blind because of that video
i wish i went blind because of that video

scott dynasty
full offense but you look like hillary clinton while you're dabbing

eagle two
shots fired

green gay
FULL OFFENSE WALSH BUT TRY ROASTING ME WHEN YOU'RE NOT MAKING MUSICAL.LYS IN YOUR FREE TIME

asshat
he went there

scott dynasty
YOUR WORDS CAN'T HURT ME THESE SHADES ARE GUCCI

pork laugh
ngl scoot those shoes you wore yesterday are a shame to the human race

unicorn bella
oh!! didn't he get lili to start doing that too?

eagle two
WHAT

dog mom
what are you talking about hehehe
wdym??

green gay
DON'T ACT INNOCENT SNAKE
I AIN'T GOING DOWN ALONE

unicorn ella
dab.mp4
is this not you?

pork laugh
JAKCKSKDKSNCKSJROWUDOWEUKSJDQO

DEATH STAR
i cannot believe my baby ella showed up just to
just to

SLAUGHTER LILI I'M CR YI N  G

dog mom
i hate you all


this ff is a mess sorry

also tiff belongs to aIexanderbane

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