°text messages°
groupchat: wild hoes in their natural habitat
DEATH STAR
guys i really want to die
pork laugh
sucks for you mate
DEATH STAR
suck my left nipple bitch
pork laugh
oi
kj
honey
stop being so australian
pork laugh
F O R THE LAS T TI ME
dog mom
will yall just go to bed
if i could i would
but cole is spread out on my floor and talking about our suite life days
DEATH STAR
n o r u n n i n g i n m y l o b b y
badass cole
you don't own a lobby
frankly, you don't own anything
scott dynasty
'cept for this ass
DEATH STAR
scott bby come back to bed <3
how do i unsee this
asshat
how do i unsee my friendship with each one of you
badass cole
JSMFBANDBNAKANX
dog mom
JAKCKSKDNAKANA WHATBTHE FHCKD IM WHEEZRBING
asshat
it wasn't a joke
i'm serious
scott dynasty
but you're not black
asshat
but you're blocked
pork laugh
i'm having trouble breathing april come here gimme cpr
no
die
pork laugh
gladly lmao
yoo glad u got the joke fam
pork laugh
yeeehaw
i didn't tell you to become a texas representative
pork laugh
wdym i'm ridin horses swingin my hat all day eating sausages yeeeeeehaaaaaw
how do i delete someone else's message
asshat
welcome to the questions of our not so bright future, young grasshopper
thank you fat old lady with 74826 cats
asshat
when did you count my cats
yesterday,, in my head when i had to sleep on dylan's couch because SOMEONE wouldn't stop fucking snoring thank fuck i closed the door or people might've thought it was a fucking earthquake
scott dynasty
can someone explain to me why are april and dylan sliding down the hotel halls in their socks and singing AC/DC you're gonna get us kicked out
april who
DEATH STAR
dylan who
we're brian and angus
exactly
pork laugh
ok
badass cole
omg bye
NOT!! PROOF!! READ!!
YOU ARE READING
defying gravity || cole sprouse
Fanfiction"kiss me goodbye i'm defying gravity." in which april and cole meet at the most ridiculous places. also fire shots at each other and bicker a lot.
