defying gravity || cole sprouse

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groupchat: wild hoes in their natural habitat

DEATH STAR
i can't believe i had to get you two out of a fucking elevator at three in the morning

spot supermacist
wait what

pork laugh
COLE
IT WAS YOU WHO WAS SCREAMING FOR KIM RHODES

eagle two
it's eight in the morning dylan go to sleep i don't have time for this

DEATH STAR
no listen

green gay
tHAT WAS NOT ME
APRIL SUPPORT ME

lmao nah fam
i don't recall being the one screaming "i didn't get to be fucked by leonardo dicaprio before i die"

eagle one
OH MYBHF GO D

unicorn ella
oh!!
are you two okay??

we're fine baby don't worry
go play with the pups

dog mom
i love how pure ella is
i just love her

didn't she expose you like five days ago

dog mom
we dO NOT TALK ABOUT THE PAST

green gay
YES IT'S ALL ABOUT LIVING IN THE MOMENT

shut the fuck up cole and come back to bed i wanna watch transformers

scott dynasty
WAIT WHAT
DAMN COLE GOT GAME MAN
i should get stuck in an elevator too

asshat
i'll be the one to finish it off with glue

scott dynasty
see jude this is why you don't have any friends other than us

asshat
scottshighschoolreportcard.pdf
see scott this is why you still don't have a job

DEATH STAR
oh my god

spot supermacist
SAVA G E

the reason i love jude tbh

asshat
we grew up together and i saved you from that mud once shut the fuck up

i'm victimized here

green gay
april what's wrong with your bathroom seriously
i can't turn the shower on

spot supermacist
OH MY GKFNSB HES SH OWE R I NG

scott dynasty
that's some mad game bro.

pork laugh
april why are you laughing so hard i can hear you from my room

oh nothing

green gay
i tripped and fell in the shower

you have a small wee wee

green gay
SHUT UP IT WILL GROW
AND IT'S NOT SMALLFUKSE

DEATH STAR
thank god i got 'em good genes