I cannot believe what just happened.
I come home from dropping the twins off at a sleepover and I find a note on the fridge:
Dear Heather,
After twelve years of being married, I have realized that you are frickin lame.
So, I am taking my stuff and going to Florida to live my life with my new boyfriend.
His name is Cam and he is 21 and actually puts out.
- With no love, Steve
My life is falling apart. All of his stuff is gone (including his money)! And this is horrible because Corey ran away with Percy (aka why I have trust issues) last week so now I have two important people in my life missing. OH LORD WHAT WILL THE PTA SAY? WHAT ABOUT THE CHURCH, THE OLD WOMEN THERE ARE SO JUDGEY!
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Heather The Soccer Mom and her "Wonderful" Family
Humor**DISCONTINUED** Follow the life of an awesome, totally not lame, soccer mom: Heather and her family as they deal with what life throws at them. The story is told through the point of view of the mom and kids.
