You better enjoy this because i stopped reading phan fic to write about my non existent life so. Um what do I write. Ok things I like: bands, Dan and Phil, sleep, Phil and Dan, food, Phil Lester, tumblr, Dan Howell, Twenty One Pilots, those two emo fringe guys, Panic! At the Disco, the British dudes from YouTube, Fall Out Boy, Dan's diss track, My Chemical Romance, Dan and Phil memes, Troye Sivan, Phan, and books.
I have severe social anxiety and depression so that's a plus. Kelly is better than me in every way. I am emo trash #1. I have two best friends: Sophia and Davinia. They have really cool names and I'm jealous of it. Am I supposed to say what I look like and stuff (I don't think you wanna know but I'm gunna do it anyways).
I have black hair and grayish eyes, and I'm the palest person ever. My hair is always in a bun but not a cute messey but, an actual I-Woke-Up-Four-Minutes-before-School-And-I-Want-Death kind of bun. Uh I'm kind of short for a thirteen year old. I'm 5'1. I don't know if that's really short but it sure feels like it. I'm really skinny but I'm not fit at all, ya know. My arteries are probably failing to be honest, as i live on a diet of tea, soda, chips, bread, and chocolate. So, I'm probably gonna die before I'm 30. But the thing that really makes me seem like a "special snowflake" (that's stupid by the way, let people like what they like its none of your business) is I'm pan so i mean if you haven't started judging me yet then now is a great time to start.
Alright so don't tell anyone but, ah, I kind of know where Corey is. We're kind of best friends since he's the only one who thinks of me as an equal to Kelly so we've kept in touch. He and Percy are apparently having a great time on their "tour." He sent me a recording of their music and asked me to review it on my blog. Obviously it needs work, but it's actually pretty good. I listen to it all the time. Percy sings and plays guitar, Corey plays base and they have girl they met named Casey on the drums. He asked me to edit it and stuff ya know, do the stuff to the music that they can't. They have deemed me an official member of "The Gay Broccolis." They haven't come up with a name yet.
so yeah see ya next time i guess, thanks for reading.
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Heather The Soccer Mom and her "Wonderful" Family
Humor**DISCONTINUED** Follow the life of an awesome, totally not lame, soccer mom: Heather and her family as they deal with what life throws at them. The story is told through the point of view of the mom and kids.
