The Voice In My Head!?

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Alucia: *kills off the last bear in sight* Well, that should be good.

???: Ugh.. About time. I thought my HP was gonna hit zero.

Alucia: Huh?! *looks around confused* Who's there?!?

???: What the.. um... hello??

Alucia: Wh-who are you?

???: Oh.. uh... I'm... Well, to put it simply, the voice inside your head. I'm also your mind. I control everything you do.

Alucia: ... Bullshit.

???: What? How??

Alucia: Didn't you see me kill all those bears?

???: Correction, I killed all those bears, using you.

Alucia: Prove it.

???: You sure?

Alucia: Yeah, I want to see if you're telling the truth.

???: Okay. See that cliff over there?

Alucia: *tries to turn her head* What the.. I can't move!!

???: *moves stick to face her towards the cliff*

Alucia: Oh.. Yeah, see. *stands proud* I have control of myself.

???: Okay, I'm starting not to like you.

Alucia: Whatever. Hey, mind if I break the fourth wall a bit?

???: The what?

Alucia: Thanks! *pulls out phone and calls Runcor* Hey, Run, listen, there's this guy that's trying to tell me he's a voice in my head, and somehow controls me.

Runcor: Oh.. My... Talos.. You have one too!?

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