Hitting the Skooma

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(In a market in Elsweyr)

Khajiit: My friend! This one thinks you should relax. You seem stressed.

Runcor: Well, a little bit. This is the 5th time me and my wife have been to this market. She doesn't even buy anything.

Khajiit: Ah, I see. Worry not, Khajiit got your back. Have this.

Six hours later...

Ysolda: Okay we can head back- oh my!

Runcor: *laying down in the middle of the market naked* Babe! BAAAABE!! I'm freakin the fuck out! I feel like I'm looking at the Elder Scrolls again!!!

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⏰ Last updated: Feb 13, 2019 ⏰

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