Skits On My Characters From Skyrim and ESO!

Runcor's First Time With the Voice

In an Ancient Nordic Tomb

Runcor: (opens up boss chest) Ha ha, jackpot!

???: Ugh, all useless shit.

Runcor: What the-?? Who said that?!

???: Huh? Wait, did.. you just talk?

Runcor: Well of course! Who the hell are you??

???: Okay, first of all stop shouting.

Runcor: Ha ha, I see what you did there.

???: Second, I'm... I guess you could say I'm in your head. And I can basically command you to do anything.

Runcor: A voice in my head?

???: Yep.

Runcor: That controls my every move.

???: Precisely.

Runcor: ...

???: ...

Runcor: But... I.. I've been through do much.

???: Sorry dude.

Runcor: I have a wife, and two kids. I have a housecarl, hell, I'm thane of Whiterun!

???: This must be alot to take in.

Runcor: I'm Dovahkiin for crying out loud!!! I have a damn dragon soul!!!

???: Just let it out buddy.

Runcor: Please... end my misery..

???: What? Why?

Runcor: Because, clearly I have done nothing to achieve where I am now. I don't deserve the title of Thane, or Dovahkiin.. It's all been you getting stronger through me..

???: Aw, come on, that's not true.

Runcor: How?

???: Because, do you think that if I was the one getting stronger, you would be the one wielding the sword?

Runcor: Well.. I guess not..

???: And don't you think that if it was all me, I would be standing in your place as Thane?

Runcor: Yeah.. yeah, you're right! We both did it.

???: Exactly. Now, you ready to kill some more undead?

Runcor: Fus Ro fuck yeah I am!!!