Skits On My Characters From Skyrim and ESO!

Intro

I love the Elder Scrolls series. I also love role playing. Sooo... Why not make my own rp scenarios with Elder Scrolls?!? Eh?? Sound good?

Runcor: *crosses arms* It sounds horrible.

Oh, hey bud. That's Runcor, he's my character on Skyrim. He's a dark elf ^-^

Runcor: Im also Dovahkiin.

*mumbles* And a narcissistic asshole..

Runcor: The fu-

Aaaaand over there is my character from ESO! Hey! Alucia!

Alucia: *turns around* Hm?

She too is a dark elf. A Nightblade of the Ebonheart Pact. She's amazing with assassination and stealth skills. She's killer with a bow too! ^-^

Alucia: *blushes slightly and smiles* A-aw.. Thank you.

Runcor: *smirks* She can also be found dancing half naked-and maybe even drunk-just about anywhere.

Alucia: What?! How did you-

Guys please! Calm yer nips! We don't want to leave readers (if any) with a bad impression of ourselves.

Alucia: Ugh.. Fine.

Runcor: Whatever.

Well.. this outta be good.