Signs Drunk

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Aries: Loud, sloppy, sexual, and prone to doing stupid things

Taurus: Really happy and tells everyone they are pretty

Gemini: Takes risks, sexual, and flirty

Cancer: Tells lame/corny/cheesy jokes in a flirty way, and then weeps

Leo: Slurs, vomits on people, and falls down a lot

Virgo: Is either really loud or gets quieter and quieter until they pass out

Libra: Is extremely flirty and overly friendly

Scorpio: Tries to hook up with a stranger and gets really close to them

Sagittarius: Loud and risk taking; possibly angry

Capricorn: Conceals the fact they are drunk, and then ruin it by vomiting on someone

Aquarius: Super weird and super hilarious and do things like attempting to fly

Pisces: Hugs and flirts a lot, and then gets super sad or angry

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