Signs And What They Need

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Aries: Someone to cuddle with + $100,000

Taurus: More porn

Gemini: Some chill and maybe a bible

Cancer: More tissues for their tears

Leo: Attention

Virgo: A new task or goal

Libra: Sleep

Scorpio: Anything and everything that can help with one of their murders

Sagittarius: A dildo

Capricorn: More memes

Aquarius: Minion porn

Pisces: Friends

*Note: I got these from iFunny, I think they are super funny

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