Aries: Kills you
Taurus: Throws things
Gemini: Screams
Cancer: Cries
Leo: Ranting
Virgo: Silent treatment
Libra: Slams doors
Scorpio: Murders you in your sleep
Sagittarius: Storms out
Capricorn: Gets you fired
Aquarius: Yells into the phone
Pisces: Stays in bed
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Zodiac Signs
RandomA bunch of things about the Zodiacs. I'm putting things I think would suit the Zodiacs. WARNING: These may not be accurate.