Bye Bye

08

This really couldn't have started any worse... Dean leaned over the the sink and sobbed inwardly.

"I called him a rock!" He tangled his hands in his hair and closed his eyes. "A rock!!!" 

After that terrible encounter in the dorm, Dean had escaped to the bathroom and was now contemplating his existence. Thankfully the bathroom was empty at the moment, but Dean suspected it wouldn't be for long.

Smack!

Dean stood straight up as he felt a hand smack across his ass.

"What the fu-!?" He whipped around to face John, the boy from the waiting room yesterday.

"Oh hey, it's Dean rhymes with bean!" John laughed and walked to the other side of the sink. He was wearing a green T-shirt and a pair of black shorts that were just the right length to make any observer uncomfortable. His once precisely styled hair was now sticking up in weird places and looked like someone had electrocuted him.

"Did you just...did you....you...just...s-s-" Dean stuttered and covered his butt, heat rising to his face.

"Smack your ass?" John turned on the water and stuck his toothbrush underneath it. "I guess if you wanna call that flat booty of yours an ass!" He laughed loudly and began aggressively brushing his teeth.

"Wha-what are you doing in here?" Dean asked with dread. It wasn't possible for John of all people to live next door was it? It would be impossible for a day to go so badly.

"What, they didn't tell you who your neighbors are?" John shook his head as he spat into the sink.

"Oh god..." Dean ran his palm over his face. "I can't take this anymore!"

"Wanna come to breakfast with me and my roomie?" John wiped his mouth with his hand then slung his arm over Dean's shoulders.

That's right...it doesn't matter how bad I have it now, at least I'm not John's roommate!

Dean stood up straighter and shook John's arm off. "I was gonna eat with my roommate," A total lie, but Dean didn't feel like getting stuck eating with John for the rest of his life.

"Oh come on, we both know that Roy is the biggest asshole ever to exist! He's like an old fart possessed a teenager!" John crossed his arms and frowned. "What a waste of a good booty am I right?" He cackled.

"Well I-" Dean started but the door to Dean's dorm creaked open. John and Dean stared wide eyed.

"John, I'll give you 5 minutes to get the fuck out of here before I beat the shit out of you." 'Roy' apparently hissed out of the crack of the door then slammed it shut with a loud bang.

"I told you!" John slammed his toothbrush down on the counter. "He doesn't even allow me to be in the bathroom at the same time as him!"

I wonder why... Dean thought.

"Seriously though," John splashed his face with water. "Sit with me during breakfast, we'll be in the same group anyways because we share a bathroom." He winked and walked out of the bathroom into his own dorm.

"Group?" Dean shook his head and walked to the sink to brush his own teeth, but froze when he heard the door slowly open.

"Ah sorry, I was about to leave!" Dean stammered without turning around and began to quickly brush his teeth.

"It's okay, I just can't shower in the same room as John," Roy said, his voice still hoarse as he walked to the showers and closed the door.

Dean frowned as he washed his face. He had been expecting to get yelled at once again. Maybe this wouldn't be as bad as he had thought.